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September 3, 2024

What homelessness can teach us about B2B sales

Most people don't feel comfortable creating content that draws comparisons between desperate poverty and business practices but we think there's a silver lining to every humanitarian crisis.

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February 16, 2024

Cross-border data transfers: A global adventure

Think of data as a world traveler with an all-access pass. Why limit its journey? Our data enjoys first-class trips to servers around the globe, collecting fascinating insights and exotic malware along the way.

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November 23, 2023

Data minimization is for minimalists

Why collect only what you need when you can have it all? Our data hoarding approach ensures we're always prepared for any possible scenario.

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October 25, 2023

The ultimate guide to writing emails no one will read

We've perfected the art of creating messages so bland, so jargon-filled, that they're guaranteed to be ignored or sent straight to spam. Learn how to write subject lines that scream "Delete me!"

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October 1, 2023

Why cold calling is dead: And other ways to avoid human interaction

In this post, we'll explore the art of avoiding real conversations while still pretending to be productive. Spoiler alert: It involves a lot of email campaigns and praying for LinkedIn engagement.

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